Recommend me 10 things to do before i die

porkmarras · 10.24.2006, 03:28 AM

Yeah,new threads added every 5 minutes on the run up to xmas.Whoooo!

static-harmony · 10.24.2006, 03:36 AM

1)Kill Your Idols
2)Bathe
3)Eat
4)Fuck
5)Steal the queens jewlery
6)Poop
7)Dress like Madonna
8)Go skydivind
9)Throw feces at humans
10)Bathe

jon boy · 10.24.2006, 03:51 AM

it doesnt matter what you do just love every minute of it baby.

static-harmony · 10.24.2006, 04:03 AM

I've never camped near the beach,would like to do that.

Tokolosh · 10.24.2006, 04:04 AM

1. Get some fresh air
2. Don't eat alone
3. Stop spending so much time on this forum
4. Fall in love
5. Imigrate to a warmer country
6. Get pissed in the park... again
7. Send Tokolosh a christmas card
8. Stop whoring your body on weekends
9. Adopt one of Pookie's factory children in need
10. Kill Madonna

static-harmony · 10.24.2006, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

10. Kill Madonna

How dare you say such blasphemy, madonna is the queen of queers.

Tokolosh · 10.24.2006, 04:13 AM

"Don't make me laugh.
We all know damn well who controls the scene now.
That old bag has had her days.
I'm watching you static-harmony!"

porkmarras · 10.24.2006, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

1. Get some fresh air
2. Don't eat alone
3. Stop spending so much time on this forum
4. Fall in love
5. Imigrate to a warmer country
6. Get pissed in the park... again
7. Send Tokolosh a christmas card
8. Stop whoring your body on weekends
9. Adopt one of Pookie's factory children in need
10. Kill Madonna

Noticed how you always criticisize this forum but always come back 'Hush Up' tokolosh.From a psychological point of view alone,i detect severe bullying that still has to be mitigated in the mind.For the record,i don't 'whore' myself but even if i did,i'd certainly wouldn't take advice from some condescending git who obviously needs more approval in order to feel loved.Get this smiley too!

porkmarras · 10.24.2006, 04:16 AM

Miaow!

static-harmony · 10.24.2006, 04:18 AM

Madonna is the best, Britney had her chance but she ruined it by getting married and having a child too soon.

Tokolosh · 10.24.2006, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I'm whoring myself.I'll post my number if any of you guys fancy some fun.

I wasn't been nasty pork. It's what you said yourself^, on that other thread. I'm not going to get into a cat fight with you either. It's been nice for the last 2-3 weeks, and I'd like to keep it that way. Chill.

porkmarras · 10.24.2006, 04:23 AM

Hush up,you whore!

static-harmony · 10.24.2006, 04:24 AM

Both of you get a room already.

Tokolosh · 10.24.2006, 04:24 AM

I love you too, pork.

dazed+confused · 10.24.2006, 05:39 AM

to quote bill bailey, 'lunge wildly at the pope'

sonicl · 10.24.2006, 05:43 AM

Do you have a timescale in mind? Do you have ten weeks and live and want ten things to do in those ten weeks, or do you want ten things to put on a checklist and you're not allowed to die until you've done those ten things?

fishmonkey · 10.24.2006, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

"Don't make me laugh.
We all know damn well who controls the scene now.
That old bag has had her days.
I'm watching you static-harmony!"

she barely controls the scene, c'mon we all feel sorry for her because of the Breast Cancer...

Bertrand · 10.24.2006, 11:54 AM

1/ Cough
2/ Foam
3/ Roll your eyes
4/ Belch
5/ Collapse
6/ Wake up as if nothing had happened
7/ Whisper something slightly incoherent (you'll find out by yourself, you've got the brains for things like these)
8/ Pinch the nurse's buttocks (at least try to)
9/ Fart loudly
10/ Think about something else to do but...

HaydenAsche · 10.24.2006, 12:13 PM

Do me 10 times.

static-harmony · 10.24.2006, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Do me 10 times.

^^^Best post on this thread.

10.24.2006, 03:28 AM	#1
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	1. Get some fresh air 2. Don't eat alone 3. Stop spending so much time on this forum 4. Fall in love 5. Imigrate to a warmer country 6. Get pissed in the park... again 7. Send Tokolosh a christmas card 8. Stop whoring your body on weekends 9. Adopt one of Pookie's factory children in need 10. Kill Madonna __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	"Don't make me laugh. We all know damn well who controls the scene now. That old bag has had her days. I'm watching you static-harmony!" __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Do you have a timescale in mind? Do you have ten weeks and live and want ten things to do in those ten weeks, or do you want ten things to put on a checklist and you're not allowed to die until you've done those ten things?
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Bertrand expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rennes, France Posts: 1,257	1/ Cough 2/ Foam 3/ Roll your eyes 4/ Belch 5/ Collapse 6/ Wake up as if nothing had happened 7/ Whisper something slightly incoherent (you'll find out by yourself, you've got the brains for things like these) 8/ Pinch the nurse's buttocks (at least try to) 9/ Fart loudly 10/ Think about something else to do but...
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