What's Wrong with Dressing in Black?

Tokolosh · 10.23.2006, 10:40 AM

Nothing at all. It even has it's advantages. You look thinner if you're fat for one.
Wearing black also makes all the kids at school think you're planning an assault on the cafeteria, and they keep well away from you.

Wear what you feel comfortable in, Savage Clone.

jon boy · 10.23.2006, 10:41 AM

so black then.

HaydenAsche · 10.23.2006, 10:41 AM

I wear mostly black.

Savage Clone · 10.23.2006, 10:42 AM

I maintain that black the the finest color to wear, and it is indeed what I feel most comfortable in. It's so utilitarian!

HaydenAsche · 10.23.2006, 10:43 AM

I'm wearing one article of clothing that isn't black right now and that is my jeans.

Savage Clone · 10.23.2006, 10:44 AM

Pretty much all my shit matches, that's for sure.

Funny thing is, I still pretty much wear jeans and longsleeve shirts like anyone else would wear, but somehow I am perceived as making more of a "deliberate effort" because of the blackness, and the fact that my pants fit fairly tight. It's funny to me. It could easily be argued that my monochromatic dress is actually lazier than it would be otherwise.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.23.2006, 10:46 AM

nothing is wrong with it
black is wonderful if worn properly

atari 2600 · 10.23.2006, 10:50 AM

baby's in black and i'm feelin blue

here he comes now/he's alll dressed in black

FYI: THIS IS A CVB SONG originally, not a stupid Sublime song

Camper

Van

Beethoven

She got the Eye of Fatima
In the wall of her-his room
Three bottles of tequila
Three cats and a broom
He got an fifteen-year-old angel
And she's all dressed in black
He got fifteen bindles of cocaine
Tied up in a sack

This here's a government experiment
And we're drivin' like hell
To give some cowboys some acid
And to stay in motels
We’re gonna eat up some wide open spaces
Like it was the top of the Nile
The hands on the clock
Are gonna be here
A while

And I am the Eye of Fatima
In the wall of the motel room
And cowboys on acid
Are like Egyptian cartoons
No one ever conquered Wyoming
From the left or from the right
Just to stay in motel rooms
Stay up all night

PAULYBEE2656 · 10.23.2006, 11:07 AM

if you walk on a dark road wearing black, oncoming vehicles cant see you. if you commit a crime wearing black, cops that can see in negative can spot you a mile away.

black rules. especially on females, that isnt supposed to sound really crap. black looks good on females whatever their description.

ploesj · 10.23.2006, 02:05 PM

i dont look very good in black. it makes me look grey.

king_buzzo · 10.23.2006, 02:06 PM

dressing in black rules

Trasher02 · 10.23.2006, 02:54 PM

I have a lot of black t-shirts, too many...

king_buzzo · 10.23.2006, 02:57 PM

yeah most of my shirts are black but like half of them are band shirts

Cantankerous · 10.23.2006, 03:55 PM

once you go black, you never go back.

10.23.2006, 10:40 AM	#1
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Nothing at all. It even has it's advantages. You look thinner if you're fat for one. Wearing black also makes all the kids at school think you're planning an assault on the cafeteria, and they keep well away from you. Wear what you feel comfortable in, Savage Clone. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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10.23.2006, 10:41 AM	#2
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	so black then. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I wear mostly black. __________________ rip
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10.23.2006, 10:42 AM	#4
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	I maintain that black the the finest color to wear, and it is indeed what I feel most comfortable in. It's so utilitarian!
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10.23.2006, 10:43 AM	#5
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I'm wearing one article of clothing that isn't black right now and that is my jeans. __________________ rip
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10.23.2006, 10:44 AM	#6
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	Pretty much all my shit matches, that's for sure. Funny thing is, I still pretty much wear jeans and longsleeve shirts like anyone else would wear, but somehow I am perceived as making more of a "deliberate effort" because of the blackness, and the fact that my pants fit fairly tight. It's funny to me. It could easily be argued that my monochromatic dress is actually lazier than it would be otherwise.
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10.23.2006, 10:46 AM	#7
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	nothing is wrong with it black is wonderful if worn properly
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10.23.2006, 10:50 AM	#8
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	baby's in black and i'm feelin blue here he comes now/he's alll dressed in black FYI: THIS IS A CVB SONG originally, not a stupid Sublime song Camper Van Beethoven She got the Eye of Fatima In the wall of her-his room Three bottles of tequila Three cats and a broom He got an fifteen-year-old angel And she's all dressed in black He got fifteen bindles of cocaine Tied up in a sack This here's a government experiment And we're drivin' like hell To give some cowboys some acid And to stay in motels We’re gonna eat up some wide open spaces Like it was the top of the Nile The hands on the clock Are gonna be here A while And I am the Eye of Fatima In the wall of the motel room And cowboys on acid Are like Egyptian cartoons No one ever conquered Wyoming From the left or from the right Just to stay in motel rooms Stay up all night
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10.23.2006, 11:07 AM	#9
PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	if you walk on a dark road wearing black, oncoming vehicles cant see you. if you commit a crime wearing black, cops that can see in negative can spot you a mile away. black rules. especially on females, that isnt supposed to sound really crap. black looks good on females whatever their description. __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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10.23.2006, 02:05 PM	#10
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	i dont look very good in black. it makes me look grey. __________________ blog flickr
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10.23.2006, 02:06 PM	#11
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	dressing in black rules
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	I have a lot of black t-shirts, too many... __________________ 666
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10.23.2006, 02:57 PM	#13
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	yeah most of my shirts are black but like half of them are band shirts
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	once you go black, you never go back. __________________ RETIRED
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