R.I.P. Lucian Freud

Pookie · 07.21.2011, 06:30 PM

I enjoyed this Clement Freud (British politician,brother of Lucian) joke:

A man's wife warned him that if he ever got drunk again she would leave him. One night out he got very drunk and threw up over his suit. His friend told him not to worry, put a £20 note in his inside pocket, and to say to his wife that somebody else threw up on him and gave him the money to pay for the dry cleaning.

When he arrived home he was confronted by his wife and promptly took out the money and said it was from the man who threw up on him to pay for his dry cleaning. His wife pointed out that he was holding two £20 notes and he said: "The other one is from the man who shat in my pants".

I don't remember hearing Lucian Freud telling any jokes.

the ikara cult · 07.21.2011, 07:00 PM

which of them was the PR man?

Gulasch Noir · 07.30.2011, 06:02 AM

They are planning a Lucien Freud exhibition in October 2013. Already took a note?

!@#$%! · 07.30.2011, 12:01 PM

oh man. is he looking like his paintings now?

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 08.01.2011, 05:47 AM

i heard they called him 2-lamp lucy after that picture

EVOLghost · 08.01.2011, 03:12 PM

is the sylvester stalone?

07.21.2011, 05:16 PM	#1
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07.21.2011, 06:30 PM	#2
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	I enjoyed this Clement Freud (British politician,brother of Lucian) joke: A man's wife warned him that if he ever got drunk again she would leave him. One night out he got very drunk and threw up over his suit. His friend told him not to worry, put a £20 note in his inside pocket, and to say to his wife that somebody else threw up on him and gave him the money to pay for the dry cleaning. When he arrived home he was confronted by his wife and promptly took out the money and said it was from the man who threw up on him to pay for his dry cleaning. His wife pointed out that he was holding two £20 notes and he said: "The other one is from the man who shat in my pants". I don't remember hearing Lucian Freud telling any jokes.
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07.21.2011, 07:00 PM	#3
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	which of them was the PR man? __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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07.30.2011, 06:02 AM	#4
Gulasch Noir the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vienna Posts: 862	They are planning a Lucien Freud exhibition in October 2013. Already took a note?
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	oh man. is he looking like his paintings now?
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08.01.2011, 05:47 AM	#6
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	i heard they called him 2-lamp lucy after that picture __________________
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08.01.2011, 03:12 PM	#7
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	is the sylvester stalone?
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