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![]() i glued together several envelopes with it. too much? ![]() does the united states postal service count earwax as biological warfare? ![]() i just wanted the government to have all of me ![]()
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has there ever been a set of stamps featuring unicorns in heat?
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i'm trying to promote stamp-collecting. not easy in this digital age
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I just want to lick the backside of a unicorn that's in heat.
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how far back? i ask cuz i have a horse i could outfit with a party hat for you-- i'd produce that photo session if there's comedy in it!-- hence the question-- are we talking about back, rump, or the final sphincter? |
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it must be a real unicorn and it must have a vagina.
that said, no pictures please; this is a private and very loving experience, between me and the monoceros. <3 |
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I clean my ears constantly. I'm a total waxophobe.
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the odd thing is that i like my earwax. i like the texture.
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sorry, no, there's only horsecock. are there female unicorns? i thought they were all phallic symbols to wake up the dormant sexuality of prepubescent girls. vaginas! go figure. |
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Does it smell bad?
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cannot speak for the former, but as for the latter... mine doesn't smell at all
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if they pull it out cuz it looks like this!
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When I was swimming daily (on my swim team), I'd have to get my ears cleaned out sometimes twice a year by a doctor. Something about being in the water made my ears turn up the wax producing like crazy. It was amazing after I'd get them cleaned out, because I felt like I had super-hearing.
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When it's coming out of your nose, that's too much. But it does take care of the "smell bad" issue.
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if your pillow sticks to your head when you wake up in the morning then maybe i would think about cotton buds.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Zombie Robot again.
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too much earwax is not enough earwax.
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that was gross, zombie chick... see, how can someone leave that much wax in their ears? and wait for it to get dark and crusty? i think i listen to too much loud music for there to ever be that much buildup.
and i pick out my wax far too often for there to be that much.
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