[pbradley]

WHATEVER, YOU INDIE HIPSTER FAGGOTS.

Go back to ur shit, no-talent baby music. OASIS IS THE BEST but evidently there exists some shared cognitive malfunction amongst u not to see how brilliant they are. u should be thankful for Oasis to even exist so you have something to play rebel against because it sure isn't the quality of ur indie music. I know because I'm going to college to major in real music like Oasis and The Who. Why is ur life driven by jealousy? I bet ur all virgins anyway.

[StevOK]

Oh man, poor guy, his favorite band just broke up.

I like how he put an Oasis song in the top shoegazer songs (that was about all I could get through before I couldn't stand this awful shit anymore), nevermind that that was just a labe the press threw around at anything that wasn't Oasis.

[lucyrulesok]

"Look at Liam Gallagher’s Zeus like hair" is a reason why british music is better than american?????

[noisereductions]

and he made a list of best Zelda games, but then fucked up the names of all of them. Like he titled THE LEGEND OF ZELDA as ZELDA 1. Just numbered them. Why go thru the trouble of making a list of games that's supposed to be prestigious, and then not bothering to title the games by their actual title? Idiots.

[Toilet & Bowels]

in one of their lists they go on about how they are all intelligent, handsome college educated guys with girlfriends.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

in one of their lists they go on about how they are all intelligent, handsome college educated guys with girlfriends.

link please

[noisereductions]

Originally Posted by pbradley

link please

it's probably the fratboy list of games.

[pbradley]

Aren't there a number of those? I'd rather not drag myself through all the Oasis praise.

[dirty bunny]

LOL!!! The #1 top band since Oasis is.... OASIS!!!

Oh man, this is more amusing than it should be.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by pbradley

link please

http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to...hardcore-gamer

OW is the greatest website of all time, trust us we made a list about it. We represent everything the hardcore gamer is not. We are social, are college educated, in good shape, handsome, witty, have girlfriends, like going out, are well versed in rhetoric, well you get the point. Ladies loves us and guys want to be us. What’s worse is that we dare to put our opinions about things on the internet; the territory of the hardcore gamer. This is the one place they can defend for they fear no reprisal from the safety of their couch or basement. We cannot reach them there. We here at OW have never claimed to be doing this website for anything but our own twisted enjoyment, this further infuriates the hardcore gamer. We deviate from what the herd accepts as truth, we poke the very fat bear, and we laugh at them all the time. Plus our fact checking mechanism isn’t always in the best of order.
To combat all this the hardcore gamer leaves very long, very well researched comments on most of our articles. Oftentimes they threaten us, we could out-walk them of course, let alone out run them. What they don’t do however is anything creative of their own, no, that would require time, precious gaming time. Its always better to play the creative works of others and complain about what you didn’t like. Heaven forbid you do anything of your own. No the long standing credo of the hardcore gamer is: consume, consume, consume. Creation is beyond these smelly behemoths and it actually offends them.

[noisereductions]

"well versed in rhetoric" is the fucking best.

[floatingslowly]

methinks yon wizard be a troll.

[automatic bzooty]

Originally Posted by lucyrulesok

"Look at Liam Gallagher’s Zeus like hair" is a reason why british music is better than american?????

if you play liam gallagher's hair at 78 RPM it is the best britpop single since oasis invented shoegaze

[evolove]

Originally Posted by finding nobody

top 10 over-rated songs

1. The Pixies – Gigantic
Fucking boring ass bassline. Some ugly ass whining in back. Some stupid ass talking about “everyday” bullshit in the guise of importance. Shitty ass production. Predictable guitar noise, more predictable overdrive in the chorus. A repeating chorus with poor and obvious insinuations. The same thing again. Complete trash. The instinct of Indie music epitomized. The diminution of everything musical from centuries past. Not only one of the most overrated songs of all time, but likely the worst song ever put to record.
They bringing Albini into this now!

anyone who thinks this song sucks must suffer from some sort of mental disorder. wait, he likes oasis more than the beatles? yep, he is retarded.

[noisereductions]

Y'know what's hilarious? If there's anything predictable about that song, it's becuz the Pixies INVENTED it and it was copied a million times (and old-wizard probably never heard the Pixies until NOW).

[Inhuman]

haha, I don't bother with these types of poohuggers that talk about poohugging bands.

Now there's a lame list ranking Beatles songs from worst to best which clearly demonstrates that the writer misinterprets the Beatles. "OMG Revolution 9 is shit!". Flame this shit
http://magazine.jamsbio.com/2009/01/...-countdown/20/

[GeneticKiss]

This site reminds me of someone I used to work with.

Always tried to seem like he knew what he was talking about, even though 99% of the time he didn't.

Flowery language is the worst crime in writing.

[lucyrulesok]

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

if you play liam gallagher's hair at 78 RPM it is the best britpop single since oasis invented shoegaze

that is niche.