what do you do with yr spare time? - Page 2

atsonicpark · 05.06.2009, 08:09 PM

Either way, I don't need porn. I measured my girlfriend's tongue yesterday and it's an inch shorter than Gene Simmons's. No kidding.

Better_Than_You · 05.06.2009, 11:21 PM

this is charming

i once dated a guy who had a porn addiction.

besides being annoying it was kind of wierd&unsettling. especially since hes so young. i feel bad for whoever decides to marry him.

Better_Than_You · 05.06.2009, 11:21 PM

(by so young i mean 8.)

DeadDiscoDildo · 05.06.2009, 11:40 PM

Why do you have an 8 year old friend?

DeadDiscoDildo · 05.06.2009, 11:40 PM

Wait you dated an 8 year old?

DeadDiscoDildo · 05.06.2009, 11:41 PM

Chillax

terriblecanyons · 05.06.2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions

this is hilarious, and I stole it from racketboyforum:

Uhh, just taking a wild guess here, but isn't it painful to jack off for that long?

atsonicpark · 05.06.2009, 11:50 PM

You can watch porn without jacking off. Just rubbing the dick for a few videos perhaps. Or just watching without active participation. Who knows.

DeadDiscoDildo · 05.07.2009, 12:55 AM

5 minutes a day, 3 times a day, works everytime, 60% of the time!

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.07.2009, 01:59 PM

floatingslowly · 05.07.2009, 02:00 PM

russ? is that you?

NaiveMelody · 05.07.2009, 02:26 PM

There was this guy that was part of our social circle when I was in high school named Nick. When he met people, he would shake their hand and tell them that he once beat off 25 times in one day.

The kicker - is that he actually did it. (Beating off that many times in one day, that is.)

atsonicpark · 05.07.2009, 02:29 PM

And you have the evidence to prove it, I assume?

NaiveMelody · 05.07.2009, 02:30 PM

No, but a few of his friends who were at the house that day confirmed it. Don't ask me how, because I honestly didn't want to know. But he set off on a mission to do it one day. I suppose dreams really do come true.

davenotdead · 05.07.2009, 02:30 PM

I read NaiveMelody's threads

NaiveMelody · 05.07.2009, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

I read NaiveMelody's threads

sweet.

greedrex · 05.07.2009, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

I read NaiveMelody's threads

me too.
There are the best threads...

atsonicpark · 05.07.2009, 02:40 PM

0-2-3-5-7-5-3-5-7-5-3-5-3-2

05.06.2009, 08:09 PM	#21
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Either way, I don't need porn. I measured my girlfriend's tongue yesterday and it's an inch shorter than Gene Simmons's. No kidding. __________________
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Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	this is charming i once dated a guy who had a porn addiction. besides being annoying it was kind of wierd&unsettling. especially since hes so young. i feel bad for whoever decides to marry him. __________________ ze space.
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Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	(by so young i mean 8.) __________________ ze space.
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Why do you have an 8 year old friend?
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Wait you dated an 8 year old?
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05.06.2009, 11:41 PM	#26
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Chillax
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	You can watch porn without jacking off. Just rubbing the dick for a few videos perhaps. Or just watching without active participation. Who knows. __________________
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	5 minutes a day, 3 times a day, works everytime, 60% of the time!
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NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	There was this guy that was part of our social circle when I was in high school named Nick. When he met people, he would shake their hand and tell them that he once beat off 25 times in one day. The kicker - is that he actually did it. (Beating off that many times in one day, that is.) __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	And you have the evidence to prove it, I assume? __________________
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05.07.2009, 02:30 PM	#34
NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	No, but a few of his friends who were at the house that day confirmed it. Don't ask me how, because I honestly didn't want to know. But he set off on a mission to do it one day. I suppose dreams really do come true. __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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