holy shit i just partied with be your own pet - Page 6

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:48 PM

Well I had one girlfriend who was the most... I dunno. She wanted to be slapped, fucked in the ass, punched, spit on, strangled, etc. You know, I didn't mind doing some of that, but when we're messing around and she says "PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AS HARD AS YOU CAN, DRAW SOME BLOOD." I got really creeped out.

Anyway, these lyrics are so badass:

Limp Bizkit - Hot Dog
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing, the chocolate starfish, and the hot-dog flavored water,
Bring it on,
Get the fuck up,
Check, 1, 2
Listen up, Listen up, Here we go,

It's a fucked up world, what a fucked up place,
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face,
Fucked up dreams, fucked up life,
Fucked up kid, with a fucked up knife,
Fucked up moms, and fucked up dads,
Thats a fucked up cop, with a fucked up badge,
Fucked up job, with fucked up pay,
Fucked up boss, is a fucked up day,
Fucked up breast, fucked up lies,
All my niggas, in the biggest, got the facs of life

Hey, everybody knows this song (x2)

Ain't it a shame that you can't say fuck,
Fucks just a word and it's all fucked up,
Like a fucked up punk, with a fucked up mouth,
Nine inch nails'll get knock the fuck out,

Fucked up AIDS, from fucked up sex,
Fake ass titties on her fucked up chest,
We're all fucked up, so whatcha wanna do,
Well fucked up me and a fucked up you

(chorus)
You wanna fuck me like an animal,
You like to burn me on the inside,
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug,
Just know that nothin you do, will bring you closer to me,

Aint life a bitch, a fucked up bitch,
A fucked up sword with a fucked up stitch,
A fucked up head, is a fucked up shame,
Swingin on my nuts is a fucked up game,
Jealousy fillin up my fucked up mind,
its all fucked up like a fucked up crime,
If I say fuck two more times,
Thats 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme,

Hey, everybody knows this song (x2)

chorus

(karate scream)

listen up baby,

You can't bring me down, I don't think so, and also
You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself,
Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish, PUNK
Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish,

acousticrock87 · 08.25.2008, 11:50 PM

Okay. Even Fred Durst would agree you're taking this too far.

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:52 PM

They're just fucking hilarious!

But no more Limp Bizkit. I'm sorry. Just doin it all for the nookie. The nookie. Come on.

Okay, back to Be Your Own Pet.

Any ass pics of that chick people pretend is hot?

Ah, this is boring, back to cats:

davenotdead · 08.26.2008, 12:00 AM

can't really find any ass pics

acousticrock87 · 08.26.2008, 12:02 AM

Pretty sure that's hers.

deflinus · 08.26.2008, 12:03 AM

holy fuck! thurston's been hitting THAT ass?

damn.

atsonicpark · 08.26.2008, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

can't really find any ass pics

At least in those pictures, her face looks like ass.

Kegmama · 08.26.2008, 12:59 AM

Right on Danny, Im happy for you. They look like they'd be fun to party with.

The first time I saw them Jemina was out of control. Love this spit shot I got.

They set up in the middle of the venue floor instead of onstage and everyone just danced with them the entire show. Good times.

acousticrock87 · 08.26.2008, 01:11 AM

Woah wait. Is that at the Glasshouse? I was there. Standing like right where the last picture was taken.

Kegmama · 08.26.2008, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acousticrock87

Woah wait. Is that at the Glasshouse? I was there. Standing like right where the last picture was taken.

Yeah, its the Glasshouse. You must have been the dude I was bumping into all night then.

I go there all the f-ing time! Saw Sonic Youth, Sleater Kinney, Mary Timony, etc there. Going to see the Melvins there this Friday. Are you going?

Cantankerous · 08.26.2008, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by hypertonic

is that at....

where is that, i've been there....i think....

atsonicpark · 08.26.2008, 01:34 AM

acousticrock87 · 08.26.2008, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Yeah, its the Glasshouse. You must have been the dude I was bumping into all night then.

I go there all the f-ing time! Saw Sonic Youth, Sleater Kinney, Mary Timony, etc there. Going to see the Melvins there this Friday. Are you going?

Nah, not a Melvins fan. I haven't been there in a long time. In fact, I think that was the last time I went. I need to go again soon.

demonrail666 · 08.26.2008, 03:45 AM

Hey, leave em alone. They might be the one band I could probably beat up every member of. And now they've split up.

MellySingsDoom · 08.26.2008, 03:56 AM

demon and jemima
sitting in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G

acousticrock87 · 08.26.2008, 03:58 AM

First comes sex
Then comes marriage
Then comes a demon in a doom-metal carriage

08.25.2008, 11:48 PM	#101
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Well I had one girlfriend who was the most... I dunno. She wanted to be slapped, fucked in the ass, punched, spit on, strangled, etc. You know, I didn't mind doing some of that, but when we're messing around and she says "PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AS HARD AS YOU CAN, DRAW SOME BLOOD." I got really creeped out. Anyway, these lyrics are so badass: Limp Bizkit - Hot Dog Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing, the chocolate starfish, and the hot-dog flavored water, Bring it on, Get the fuck up, Check, 1, 2 Listen up, Listen up, Here we go, It's a fucked up world, what a fucked up place, Everybody's judged by their fucked up face, Fucked up dreams, fucked up life, Fucked up kid, with a fucked up knife, Fucked up moms, and fucked up dads, Thats a fucked up cop, with a fucked up badge, Fucked up job, with fucked up pay, Fucked up boss, is a fucked up day, Fucked up breast, fucked up lies, All my niggas, in the biggest, got the facs of life Hey, everybody knows this song (x2) Ain't it a shame that you can't say fuck, Fucks just a word and it's all fucked up, Like a fucked up punk, with a fucked up mouth, Nine inch nails'll get knock the fuck out, Fucked up AIDS, from fucked up sex, Fake ass titties on her fucked up chest, We're all fucked up, so whatcha wanna do, Well fucked up me and a fucked up you (chorus) You wanna fuck me like an animal, You like to burn me on the inside, You like to think that I'm a perfect drug, Just know that nothin you do, will bring you closer to me, Aint life a bitch, a fucked up bitch, A fucked up sword with a fucked up stitch, A fucked up head, is a fucked up shame, Swingin on my nuts is a fucked up game, Jealousy fillin up my fucked up mind, its all fucked up like a fucked up crime, If I say fuck two more times, Thats 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme, Hey, everybody knows this song (x2) chorus (karate scream) listen up baby, You can't bring me down, I don't think so, and also You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself, Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish, PUNK Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish, __________________
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08.25.2008, 11:50 PM	#102
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Okay. Even Fred Durst would agree you're taking this too far.
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08.25.2008, 11:52 PM	#103
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	They're just fucking hilarious! But no more Limp Bizkit. I'm sorry. Just doin it all for the nookie. The nookie. Come on. Okay, back to Be Your Own Pet. Any ass pics of that chick people pretend is hot? Ah, this is boring, back to cats: __________________
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08.26.2008, 12:00 AM	#104
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	can't really find any ass pics __________________
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08.26.2008, 12:02 AM	#105
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Pretty sure that's hers.
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08.26.2008, 12:03 AM	#106
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	holy fuck! thurston's been hitting THAT ass? damn.
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08.26.2008, 12:59 AM	#108
Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	Right on Danny, Im happy for you. They look like they'd be fun to party with. The first time I saw them Jemina was out of control. Love this spit shot I got. They set up in the middle of the venue floor instead of onstage and everyone just danced with them the entire show. Good times. __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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08.26.2008, 01:11 AM	#109
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Woah wait. Is that at the Glasshouse? I was there. Standing like right where the last picture was taken.
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08.26.2008, 01:34 AM	#112
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Hee. __________________
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08.26.2008, 03:45 AM	#114
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Hey, leave em alone. They might be the one band I could probably beat up every member of. And now they've split up.
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08.26.2008, 03:56 AM	#115
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	demon and jemima sitting in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.26.2008, 03:58 AM	#116
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	First comes sex Then comes marriage Then comes a demon in a doom-metal carriage
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