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Everyneurotic · 04.03.2008, 04:40 PM

the clap has more songs written about it.

what about hemorrhoids?

Disgruntled Youth · 04.03.2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

the clap has more songs written about it.

what about hemorrhoids?

Shouldn't they be called assterhoids...

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.03.2008, 05:59 PM

04.04.2008, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

Oh I'm an idiot.

Oh, c'mon, why the self-hate?

Dead-Air · 04.04.2008, 03:52 AM

Chlamydia is the only one I've had, and so my basis for personal comparison is small. Given it was only mildly irritating, and easily killed by antibiotics, I'd definitely pick that one though. Everything else is much scarier and/or nastier.

Cantankerous · 04.04.2008, 05:15 AM

i've never actually had an std
well if you don't coujnt that hepatitis which was an internal infection which i'm over now anyway

MellySingsDoom · 04.04.2008, 05:21 AM

Anyone here seen the classic "Sex Madness" film? A priceless piece of 1930's exploitative scaremongering nonsense warning against pre-marital sex, which also includes blink-and-you'll-miss-'em scenes of actual tertiary syphilis cases.

ZEROpumpkins · 04.04.2008, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by mangajunky

Crabs

Not as cool as pubic lice on the FUCKING EYELASHES!!

Look at 'em go!

Cantankerous · 04.04.2008, 06:26 AM

oh. my. god.

ZEROpumpkins · 04.04.2008, 06:30 AM

I think the real question should be, how did they get there?

Lurker · 04.04.2008, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

I think the real question should be, how did they get there?

Lash fucking.

"Yeah, flick those lashes across my clit!"

floatingslowly · 04.04.2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

Look at 'em go!

do you think you can train public lice like you can fleas?

I'd pay to watch a pubic lice circus.

Savage Clone · 04.04.2008, 08:48 AM

What I want to know is whether or not one can beat the Axis with crabs.

floatingslowly · 04.04.2008, 08:59 AM

I suggest you make it yr mission to find out.

get crabs (if you don't have them already)
buy looser pants (crabs need to breathe and can't in yr typical uniform of leather under-roos).
buy map (to find AXIS).
????? (??????)
profit (bright ideas).

Everyneurotic · 04.04.2008, 11:22 PM

the only std i've ever had is a cold.

tetatesticle · 04.04.2008, 11:24 PM

AIDS. It's kind of the underdog these days and overlooked,I like that.

Cantankerous · 04.04.2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

the clap has more songs written about it.

what about hemorrhoids?

ring of fire should be used in a preperation H commercial

SHE GOT THE JACK!

Everyneurotic · 04.04.2008, 11:38 PM

hahahaha, i think there's a van halen song called "fire in the hole".

ZEROpumpkins · 04.05.2008, 02:25 AM

Classic

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Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	Chlamydia is the only one I've had, and so my basis for personal comparison is small. Given it was only mildly irritating, and easily killed by antibiotics, I'd definitely pick that one though. Everything else is much scarier and/or nastier. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Anyone here seen the classic "Sex Madness" film? A priceless piece of 1930's exploitative scaremongering nonsense warning against pre-marital sex, which also includes blink-and-you'll-miss-'em scenes of actual tertiary syphilis cases. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	oh. my. god. __________________ RETIRED
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04.04.2008, 06:30 AM	#30
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	I think the real question should be, how did they get there? __________________
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04.04.2008, 08:48 AM	#33
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	What I want to know is whether or not one can beat the Axis with crabs.
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04.04.2008, 08:59 AM	#34
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I suggest you make it yr mission to find out. get crabs (if you don't have them already) buy looser pants (crabs need to breathe and can't in yr typical uniform of leather under-roos). buy map (to find AXIS). ????? (??????) profit (bright ideas).
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04.04.2008, 11:22 PM	#35
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	the only std i've ever had is a cold. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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04.04.2008, 11:24 PM	#36
tetatesticle little trouble girl Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 54	AIDS. It's kind of the underdog these days and overlooked,I like that.
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04.04.2008, 11:38 PM	#38
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	hahahaha, i think there's a van halen song called "fire in the hole". __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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04.05.2008, 02:25 AM	#39
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Classic __________________
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