[Washing Machine]

"I had this wonderful arrangement with the entire universe without actually meeting anybody, just through the wonderful postal service. The crisis of my teenage life was when postage stamps went up from 12p to 13p. I was outraged"

"I'm dramatically underexposed. I demand more attention!"

"There are indeed worse groups than Modern Romance. But can anybody seriously think of one?"

"Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death"

"I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke"

"...sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard"

"Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it"

"All I said was 'bring me the head of Elton John', which would be one instance when meat would not be murder, if it was on a plate"

"Don't talk to me about people who are 'nice' cause I have spent my whole life in ruins because of people who are 'nice'"

"That was the problem with the 'celibate' word because they don't consider for a moment that you'd rather not be, but you just are. I was never a sexual person"

"That's why I do this music business thing, it's communication with people without having the extreme inconvenience of actually phoning anybody up"

"You have to, at least from a distance, look as if you know what you're doing, and I can manage that"

[Washing Machine]

Swa(y) I dont think you could be more wrong but still...
Nicely done...

Burrrrnnnn....

[ondskan]

"I'm gay? Well that's news to me."

[Inhuman]

I'd rather do Maury Povich quotes.

"About six weeks later, she called because she had found a dress. And then she said yes."

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

I'd rather do Maury Povich quotes.

"About six weeks later, she called because she had found a dress. And then she said yes."

When you were asked, have you had sex with anyone at work in the past month, you answered no.... the lie detector test determined that was a lie."

 

[jimbrim]

"Personally, i hope Johnny Rogan ends his days very soon in an M3 pile-up"

[persona non grata]

"Why in God's name did Johnny Marr join Modest Mouse?"

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

I'd rather do Maury Povich quotes.

"About six weeks later, she called because she had found a dress. And then she said yes."

"David you are............................................... ....NOT THE FATHER!!! Of four year old timothy."

[Cardinal Rob]

Originally Posted by swa(y)

"There are indeed worse groups than Modern Romance. But can anybody seriously think of one?"

i can....


the smiths.

Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Oh, swa(y)! Hahahaha! Oh! Hahahaha! Hahahahahahahahaha!

-_-

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

"David you are............................................... ....NOT THE FATHER!!! Of four year old timothy."

From the Maury Show on my tv right now....( is my man or my secret love my baby's father)

"he loves you? and now the problem is, he begins to think she doesn't look like him.... this is what JR had to say.. about hearing this....now here is a dad who loves his child, jr, welcome jr....... (BLEEP FROM AUDIENCE).. you love little austin dont you? she said one time, do you believe that? did you have a gut feeling? you want to be the father don't you... you're always going to be the father.... do you think that there are more times than the one she admitted to you? (Bleep from audience again....)

"we asked you, other then the one time, other then the time you admitted to, we asked you, have you ever cheated on Jr? that lie detector test revealed that was a lie (bleep from audience)... ..."

"we asked you, did you have sex with another men when you already knew you were pregnant? you said no, the lie detector test revealed that was a lie..."

"jr, what did we say? the paternity test is the most important thing? why are you walking off?"