12.10.2007, 08:33 AM | #1 |
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My hamster that my little sister got me for my birthday pretty much ended my chances of being able to sleep in and has been giving me allergies all night. Now I'm up for no reason, don't have shit to do until the afternoon, and all I can think about is random shit that pisses me off.
I'm glad I'm not going to be around anyone that I care about today, because all I can think about are things that piss me off: 1. People 2. Conflicts between self-interest and personal morality 3. animals that sleep all day then wake up and start running on a fucking wheel for hours while I'm trying to sleep |
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12.10.2007, 08:46 AM | #2 |
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Ok.
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12.10.2007, 08:52 AM | #3 | |
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I'm in a positively decadent cunt of a mood. It's great fun.
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12.10.2007, 09:21 AM | #4 |
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Ha. The only time when I feel good and feel like a cunt simultaneously is when I'm piss drunk and pissed off. (sounds like an Ian Dury album title)
By the way, being allergic to a birthday present is not a very pleasant feeling. |
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12.11.2007, 01:54 AM | #5 |
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no offense to anyone, but why give as a present an animal that smells of piss and eats her young? she's trying to tell you something, the little one. i mean your sister, not the rodent.
http://whatthepets.blogspot.com/2007...ts-to-get.html oh, the curse of presents... |
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12.11.2007, 01:55 AM | #6 |
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She should have given you a kitty, they cry in the first few months.
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12.11.2007, 02:02 AM | #7 |
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Maybe your kittens had colic, but when I've been around kittens I've found they only cry for the first few days.
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12.11.2007, 02:03 AM | #8 |
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Yeah they do, she stopped after two or three days. On the plus side, I have not seen more rats.
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12.11.2007, 10:02 AM | #9 |
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i ve got one answer to yr hamster problems......
olive oil, frying pan, knife, big bread roll, tomato sauce and pickes..... baste before hand and remove the bones. a blender is the other option but it can get a bit messy |
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