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davenotdead · 06.24.2011, 12:54 AM

? kind of dating this girl right now. its only relevant because i remember how depraved i was. and am. and this girl is a freak.

one night she was on her period and she brought me free weed and then gave me 2 blowjobs. also let me dry hump the shit out of her to get off the 2nd time, and i wasn't even sure people did that anymore. its weird but it helped me cum

EVOLghost · 06.24.2011, 01:14 AM

free weed? Dood she sounds like the best GF evar!

davenotdead · 06.24.2011, 01:22 AM

yah dood. we do disgusting things

jon boy · 06.24.2011, 01:27 AM

wow this is like so interesting.

davenotdead · 06.24.2011, 01:30 AM

you don't like me / i'm only 17 ?

jon boy · 06.24.2011, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

you don't like me / i'm only 17 ?

and a boring repetitive cunt.

davenotdead · 06.24.2011, 01:35 AM

hey i think i'm coming back

jon boy · 06.24.2011, 01:49 AM

how surprising.

floatingslowly · 06.24.2011, 08:52 AM

that's a sweet story, duder, but you're missing out. both your mom and grandmother like to fuck on their periods. in fact, any other time is dry hump with your grandmother. for an old lady, she sure can bleed.

davenotdead · 06.24.2011, 02:33 PM

we did end up fucking the next night. it was moist.

knox · 06.24.2011, 07:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYfLDwlsno&feature=fvst

artsygrrl · 06.24.2011, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

? kind of dating this girl right now. its only relevant because i remember how depraved i was. and am. and this girl is a freak.

one night she was on her period and she brought me free weed and then gave me 2 blowjobs. also let me dry hump the shit out of her to get off the 2nd time, and i wasn't even sure people did that anymore. its weird but it helped me cum

I'm a little confued and want to make sure I get the facts right.
...You say she gave you two blowjobs, then you humped her. Wouldn't that be 3 cums instead of 2 ?

artsygrrl · 06.24.2011, 09:33 PM

Also, Dave, why would you think any of that is weird? It sounds like you had a great night! Relax and enjoy!!

davenotdead · 06.25.2011, 11:37 AM

dry humping is weird. also, no i just came twice. she was s'ing my d, then i when it was taking forever we started dry humping to help get me off a 2nd time

davenotdead · 06.25.2011, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by knox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYfLDwlsno&feature=fvst

this describes my current relationship

knox · 06.25.2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

this describes my current relationship

that's right.
except for the dry part.

06.24.2011, 12:54 AM	#1
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	? kind of dating this girl right now. its only relevant because i remember how depraved i was. and am. and this girl is a freak. one night she was on her period and she brought me free weed and then gave me 2 blowjobs. also let me dry hump the shit out of her to get off the 2nd time, and i wasn't even sure people did that anymore. its weird but it helped me cum __________________
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06.24.2011, 01:14 AM	#2
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	free weed? Dood she sounds like the best GF evar!
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06.24.2011, 01:22 AM	#3
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	yah dood. we do disgusting things __________________
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06.24.2011, 01:27 AM	#4
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	wow this is like so interesting. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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06.24.2011, 01:30 AM	#5
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	you don't like me / i'm only 17 ? __________________
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06.24.2011, 01:35 AM	#7
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	hey i think i'm coming back __________________
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06.24.2011, 01:49 AM	#8
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	how surprising. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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06.24.2011, 08:52 AM	#9
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	that's a sweet story, duder, but you're missing out. both your mom and grandmother like to fuck on their periods. in fact, any other time is dry hump with your grandmother. for an old lady, she sure can bleed.
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06.24.2011, 02:33 PM	#10
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	we did end up fucking the next night. it was moist. __________________
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06.24.2011, 07:33 PM	#11
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYfLDwlsno&feature=fvst __________________
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06.24.2011, 09:33 PM	#13
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Also, Dave, why would you think any of that is weird? It sounds like you had a great night! Relax and enjoy!!
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06.25.2011, 11:37 AM	#14
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	dry humping is weird. also, no i just came twice. she was s'ing my d, then i when it was taking forever we started dry humping to help get me off a 2nd time __________________
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