Woman, 79, tried to hold up bank

king_buzzo · 10.08.2006, 03:08 AM

A 79-year-old woman was arrested in Chicago after she tried to hold up a bank at gunpoint.

She wore a white visor that read "princess" and black sunglasses when she tried to hold up the bank with a toy gun.

The Chicago Sun-Times says she could be the oldest woman ever charged with bank robbery in the city.

An FBI agent's affidavit says she walked into a Bank of America branch and told a female cashier she could not speak very loud because she had just come from the dentist.

When the cashier leaned forward, the woman pulled out what appeared to be a gun and said: "Give me $30,000. My friend is across the street. And no dye."

However, the cashier reached into her drawer and activated a silent alarm before walking away from the counter.

The robber waited a few minutes then walked out of the bank, ditching her trench coat as she left. A bank employee flagged down a police officer who arrested her outside.

ha..

blue sunlover · 10.08.2006, 03:24 AM

thank you you saved me this morning

blue sunlover · 10.08.2006, 03:25 AM

past 10.that bad clock doesn t function.

blue sunlover · 10.08.2006, 03:38 AM

now that woman is sitting in prison where to bring her a few things she goes on complaning.
she said to the sheriff to bring her a few things

cigarettes a rope for learning how to be a good sailor a knife for cleaning her fingernails tons of coffee cuz she was fed up with tea and bring the man she to marry her she had met only once at the chicken dance in oh-wio.

the sheriff laughted and that w. (noone knew that it was georges sister but they were fighting for years)
She took out that photo and the sheriff got pale like a ghost
the hole press came and the woman became famous.
but still she was in prison because of that toy gun.she died yesterday.
but noone knew her ghost was still around.......

blue sunlover · 10.08.2006, 03:40 AM

ghosts don t care about grammatical mistakes.

blue sunlover · 10.08.2006, 03:43 AM

i think you think you saved my hole day

king_buzzo · 10.08.2006, 06:30 AM

ok i think you posted a bit too much but who cares...

yay!11

thewall91 · 10.08.2006, 08:05 AM

i'm just relieved to know it wasn't my gramma... slots joanie don't mess around.

10.08.2006, 03:08 AM	#1
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	A 79-year-old woman was arrested in Chicago after she tried to hold up a bank at gunpoint. She wore a white visor that read "princess" and black sunglasses when she tried to hold up the bank with a toy gun. The Chicago Sun-Times says she could be the oldest woman ever charged with bank robbery in the city. An FBI agent's affidavit says she walked into a Bank of America branch and told a female cashier she could not speak very loud because she had just come from the dentist. When the cashier leaned forward, the woman pulled out what appeared to be a gun and said: "Give me $30,000. My friend is across the street. And no dye." However, the cashier reached into her drawer and activated a silent alarm before walking away from the counter. The robber waited a few minutes then walked out of the bank, ditching her trench coat as she left. A bank employee flagged down a police officer who arrested her outside. ha..
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10.08.2006, 03:24 AM	#2
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blue sunlover stalker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 506	past 10.that bad clock doesn t function. __________________ aha
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10.08.2006, 03:38 AM	#4
blue sunlover stalker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 506	now that woman is sitting in prison where to bring her a few things she goes on complaning. she said to the sheriff to bring her a few things cigarettes a rope for learning how to be a good sailor a knife for cleaning her fingernails tons of coffee cuz she was fed up with tea and bring the man she to marry her she had met only once at the chicken dance in oh-wio. the sheriff laughted and that w. (noone knew that it was georges sister but they were fighting for years) She took out that photo and the sheriff got pale like a ghost the hole press came and the woman became famous. but still she was in prison because of that toy gun.she died yesterday. but noone knew her ghost was still around....... __________________ aha
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10.08.2006, 03:40 AM	#5
blue sunlover stalker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 506	ghosts don t care about grammatical mistakes. __________________ aha
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10.08.2006, 03:43 AM	#6
blue sunlover stalker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 506	i think you think you saved my hole day __________________ aha
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10.08.2006, 06:30 AM	#7
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	ok i think you posted a bit too much but who cares... yay!11
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10.08.2006, 08:05 AM	#8
thewall91 children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 383	i'm just relieved to know it wasn't my gramma... slots joanie don't mess around.
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