Major Payne tells a little kid under his charge his version of The Little Engine That Could, to make him feel better about being left out of a Black Ops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3GlIpe2Acg
fuck I laughed so much.
There are parts of this movie that make me pee my pants. There are also parts so cringeworthily lame, but the funny stuff is funny