i love how non australians have no understanding of how aggressive koalas/roos/possums can be. Platypuss have their poison burs. Cockatoos will eat your arm/legs. Jellyfish will sting you. Sharks will eat you. Snakes / spiders will bite you. Crocs will bite you. Goannas will bite you. Emu will chase you. Our bats will give you hendra.
Look, the whole country is full of angry sharp poisonous things, okay? It is best to just stand the fuck back.
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