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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty
awkward facebook chat small talk is the most awkward of all the many varieties of awkward small talk
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"but its classical anyways, how cool are you I remember..."
I got rolled by the 1-times as I was walking up walkway to my house. The pig thought I was trying to juke him in my culdesac, it was all a coincidental misunderstand, however he straight gaffled me up..
said "put your hands behind your back, lean on my car" (I swear this was literally the first words out of is mouth) I replied, "sure, no problem, but can I ask what this is all about?"
as he searched me, said "your not being arrested (as he put me in hand cuffs and through me in the cage of his car)" to which I replied "ok but what is this all about" he said, "you're wearing a jacket, its hot outside"
motherfucker it was 4:30 in the afternoon and it was rather breezy, so I told him from the cage, "excuse me sir, this is a windbreaker, its windy."
I had nothing on me, no warrants, he let me out, no harm no foul, aside form being harrassed and humiliated as usual, however it could always be worse, what is to stop these motherfuckers from making me dissappear, they got the Apostle James brother of John, who I am?