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Originally Posted by akprodr
Are you saying that I'm a lesbian? Actually, I've thought that for some time.
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do you wear glasses like that? or thick black framed? then, yes, you are.
true story:
we had a regular waitress who would constantly tell us horror stories of her douchey ex-boyfriend who moved next door to her.
so one day, she came in with new glasses. I informed her that they were lesbian magnets but she didn't believe me.
a few weeks later she started working nights at the lesbian bar, Partners.
after not having been to the restaurant in months, we came back to find her still working at the lesbian bar and in a happy relationship with a rather manly girl.
it was the glasses.