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Top Ten Reasons to Get Drunk
1) no pot
2) the ex
3) to be cool and Bukowskiesque
4) to understand the deeper meaning behind the "Superfuzz Bigmuff" ep by Mudhoney
5) to get rid of all money before considering buying a birthday present for the ex
6) the fucking holidays loom
7) it's 5-o-clock somewhere
8) to prevent oneself from googling and wikipediaing enough to pretend to understand what the psuedo-philosophical psuedo-philosopher set are on about on the SYG board
9) plausible deniability
10) to loosen those otherwise tight internet inhibitions
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