using your hand, reach down past your navel, and locate your penis [don't worry adam, you don't have to stroke it].
once you have located it [assuming it is still there] , push it to one side or the other [the option, and the power, is yours].
and once you have done that, feel the area behind the penis. you should feel a membranous sac-like object. and that object should contain two spherical objects within it. like a small plastic bag holds two boiled peanuts.
just double check that it is there, and then go on with your day.
this message brought to you by davenotdead. a guy who is coherent and not pussy-whipped.
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