Neighbours to the left are cunts. He's a unicyclist, she makes exceptionally annoying sex sounds. Everyone in the are hates him. They're not loud (except the sex, which is astonishingly frequent) or anything, just exceptionally cuntish people.
To the right we get on very well with. Nips round for tea, we'll take her dogs around the park from time to time. It's nice.
I've had far worse neighbours, but never unicycling cunts.
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