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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
you gotta ask glice to lecture you about the "devil weed"
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If you want to be a cunt to someone, I am not your proxy. Just be a cunt. It's the internet, everyone knows you're a prick.
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Originally Posted by Satan
i can open a bottle of beer with my teeth
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Get a bottle opener, pauper. More seriously, I've got cunting great gaps in my teeth thanks to opening bottles with my teeth, so I really wouldn't recommend it. If you want a proper party trick, I know a couple of fellas who can open bottles with their eyeball-socket. It's quite the feat. One of those fellas used to gargle glass (don't ask) but last I heard he'd been sequestered away for the public's safety.
Anyway. My hidden talent is knitting. I shit ye not.