[gmku]

So one of the friends visiting tells us that one of her friends RAVES about the habanero margaritas at this place called Salsa in Asheville, and we should all go check it out.

So we get there and the waiter comes over for our drink order and she goes,
"I think I'll have a bloody mary." Our jaws drop, and we all go, "What the fuck?" but then the dude in the group and I order the habarnero margaritas, and the two other women order random other drinks.

The waiter goes away and we start giving this girl the shit, like, you drag us here to try this and then you bail and do something else, what the fuck. And she's all like, well, I never said I'd try it, I just said you guys might like it.

SO the margaritas come and it is like drinking liquid fire. Holy shit. Somehow I drink mine all up. So does the other dude (who later that night has severe cramps--the guy's 20 years my junior).

But we're in the middle of our drinks when she goes, "Oh, I forgot to mention--my friend happens to like really, really spicy food."