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Old 06.02.2009, 01:11 AM   #92
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Stranger: hello
You: horny?
Stranger: you a guy or girl
You: girl, you?
Stranger: guy
Stranger: so depends, are you?
You: unsure, anything you can do to help sway me
Stranger: oh yeah? whatre you doing
You: just sitting on here, bored
Stranger: yeah me too
Stranger: how old are you? btw
You: 20, you?
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: 21
Stranger: making sure you arent like 15 lol
Stranger: soooo im bored
You: if I were 15, I'd be much more obnoxious
Stranger: thats true
You: and all OMG I R ON INTERNET
Stranger: OMGZ, lol
You: lolz
Stranger: so what do youw ant to do
You: not sure, anything in mind?
Stranger: no clue
Stranger: im on looking at porn actually, lol... lame
You: what kind of porn?
Stranger: idk just normal girl meets random guy and fucks him... totally nonbelievable situation
You: I prefer more exciting porn
Stranger: buti havent gotten any in a while so ive gotta get off somehow
Stranger: oh yeah like what?
You: sometimes some light bondage stuff, like one girl tying down another
Stranger: yeah thats good stuff
Stranger: i prefer the real stuff though
You: real bondage?
Stranger: no, real sex haha
Stranger: i havent ever done any bondage
You: ah, when in a moment of passion, a little pain can be a great thing
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you like bondage?
You: what's the craziest thing you've done while fucking?
Stranger: um, i havent done too much crazy stuff, just i guess slapping and stuff like that
Stranger: what about you
You: my ex boyfriend was pretty kinky
Stranger: what did you two do there
You: some mild stuff, handcuffs, tying each other down, hot wax, my ass
Stranger: oh yeah? you like anal or what?
You: not all the time, but when it feels right I'm usually up for it
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: this talk is just getting me kinda hard haha
You: haha really?
Stranger: haaha yeah
You: you weren't hard already from the porn?
Stranger: i was just looking around at it, i didnt find anything good yet
You: but I've been good then?
Stranger: not too bad
Stranger: do you like to suck dick?
You: I do, but I prefer more adventurous things for the guy too
Stranger: like what
You: well
You: my old boyfriend always liked this
You: I'd suck it for a bit to moisten it, right?
Stranger: yeah
You: well, what happens when it's moistened the urethra itself tends to open up a bit more
Stranger: where are you goin here
You: well, I have this really thin steel rod that I'd put in there to stimulate his dick internally, while still licking his balls
You: it helped make him ejaculate more
Stranger: idk too much about that
You: never tried it?
Stranger: no i havent
You: would you let me put it in your urethra?
Stranger: only you
You: why not try it on yourself?
Stranger: idk, i'd rather a girl's touch
You: it might be best to practice on yourself first though, since you can control it better.
You: oh god, if you did that I'd probably make a puddle in my chair!
You: *did I just say that? *
Stranger: ohhh jeez
You: ???
Stranger: i dont have a metal rod to try on though
You: pens can work too, the rod was a bit thicker than that
Stranger: oh jeez, thats pretty big
You: it's the stretch that makes it feel so good, apparently. especially since the tip on a pen is so thin and it thickens. it's for beginners, I suppose
Stranger: hm
Stranger: how about i just try normal jerking it for now?
You: this is an example of what I'm talking about http://tinyurl.com/2pr8m7
You: see how much he's enjoying it?
Stranger: yeah, idk right now though
Stranger: is that the only thing to get you off right now?
You: to be honest, it would help a lot. Once you get used to something like that, a guy doing that for you normal masturbation will never turn you on the same way
Stranger: well im just going to start stroking my cock, and ill see what that turns to
You: that's cool
Stranger: whatre you doing
You: watching that video I sent you
You: something so hot about it
Stranger: you touching yourself at all or no?
You: a bit, might need to watch some more porn though. I've never had it happen to me, but something about one girl pissing in another's mouth really gets me off too
Stranger: thats pretty intense
You: I'd also love to piss in a guy's mouth
Stranger: alright thats not something im down with lol
You: would you atleast piss in mine?
Stranger: sure if you want
You: I wonder what your piss tastes like
Stranger: you should be wondering what my cock tastes like
You: all cocks tastes, basically, the same. but there are so many dynamics to the piss taste
Stranger: wierd
Stranger: what do you look like? do you have a pic?
You: I have one, but I don't know how to share them on here
Stranger: you can download it on www.imageshack.us
Stranger: and send me the link
You: okay
You: one second
You: do you have a pic too?
Stranger: im sure i could find one
You: cool, send one as well so I'm not left all alone here
Stranger: k
You: http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/133...419e8f11da.jpg did this work?
Stranger: yes
You: haha cool
You: now you!
Stranger: http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9756/photo2yyk.jpg
Stranger: does that work?
You: do I click it?
Stranger: copy and paste
You: ah okay
You: sorry, I'm not very good at the internet heh
Stranger: lol
You: you're cute, but you have a strangely scared look in your eyes or something haha
Stranger: lol, i was just watching tv
Stranger: you look good too
You: nooooo *hides face in embarrassment*
Stranger: yes you do!
Stranger: i'd fuck you
You: what else would you do?
Stranger: and not be ashamed
You: talk to me dirty
Stranger: hm i would start with your tits
Stranger: what size are they?
Stranger: ?
You: they're only Cs, nothing massive
Stranger: well then if you arent too keen on then
Stranger: i would work my way down to your pussy, and go to town, eating away... then i would tease you with my cock, around your pussy...
Stranger: work my cock up to your mouth, and force it in your mouth, let you suck me for a little bit, before i come... i would put it in your pussy and let you ride me until im done... then i will pee in your mouth if you want, lol
You: would you let me spit that piss on your face after? that'd be so hot
Stranger: i dont think so, sorry
You: this sounds like it's much more about you than it is about me
Stranger: what would you want to do to me then
You: hmmm, something about seeing a man in a submissive position does a lot for me, would you let me tie you to a bed?
Stranger: sure
You: =) what if I had you on your stomach so that I could rub your back with some of my oils (and some of my pussy juices)?
Stranger: sounds good
You: could I atleast try putting on my strap on and giving you some pleasure too?
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