Some sort of eye, implanted into the palm of my right hand so that when people go to shake my hand I can be all like, "DUDE! That's my MOTHERFUCKING EYE you're trying to squash" and then totally be all, like, blinking at him with my eye hand and shit.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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