Stranger: herro?
You: hey
You: tell me a story
Stranger: okay
Stranger: uummm
Stranger: so this one time
Stranger: me and my friends were camping and we were trying to start a camp fire
You: yes
Stranger: but it had been raining for a few days so all the wood was damp so it was really difficult
Stranger: so we were thinking we should try and spray bug spray on the fire to make it bigger
Stranger: but our one friend, matt, was like no don't do it! the flames will jump back up into the can!
Stranger: so we didn't
Stranger: but the fire still wasn't working
Stranger: so matt poured propane
Stranger: ONTO the fire
You: :O
Stranger: and obviously, it jumped back up onto his hand
Stranger: and he chucked the cannister... into the woods
Stranger: GOOD ONE.
You: brravo
You: that was a great one
Stranger: the propane spilled everywhere when he flung it so it made a huge puddle
Stranger: which alll
Stranger: caught on fire
You: oh no
Stranger: yeah it was good times
Stranger: the park ranger came and just looked at us
You: sounds awesome
Stranger: looked at the fire
You: ahhahaa
Stranger: looked at us
Stranger: and said "what did we learn?"
You: hahahahahahha
Stranger: hahaha that was the best part
You: great story
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: do you have a story?
You: umm
You: so my mom's friend comes over for a swim
You: she's wearing a bikini, when she walks her thighs slap together
Stranger: ok
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: is that it?
You: i get a HUGE boner + try to hide it somehow, so i grabbed a volleyball
You: but the ball seemed to have popped
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you popped a vollebay with your dicke
Stranger: awesome
You: everyone sees me
Stranger:
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You: so i run inside, when im sleeping that night she came into my room
You: and we had the best sex, ever
Stranger: ofcourse
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