Truly amazing. I'm surprised how genial I am ON THE INTERNET of all places.
Too bad my connection is too iffy.
Stranger: Tell me, stranger, what is a secret about yourself that you'll take to the grave?
You: That I have a lot of secrets that I'll take to the grave.
Stranger: cmon now, play along :P
You: I forget my secrets.

You: Until they bite me in the ass.
Stranger: haha