Allegro 3/4/09
Duct tape on ears. Plastic bag over head, under baseball cap. (Picture of a baseball).
Sleazy foreign guy; should be wearing a scarf.
Polisci undergrads with macbooks. earbuds. "liberal discoursee."
Being called "miss" -or- "ms." by construction workers.
Pretentious.
"Migrant farm workers."
Mustache march in full effect.
Degrees are worthless.
Life is worthless but hilarious.
Degrees are not hilarious.
Chrome bags and Cosby sweaters.
Needs more songs about boats in here.
"Soccer is a kick in the grass."
HARD DRUGS.
LIBERAL DISCOURSE. BUZZWORDS. PRETENTIOUS. LOOK AT ME. COFFEE.
-RIDES A FIXIE, GUARANTEED
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