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I'm off to the WC. I need to take a lift to get to the loo; I hope there isn't a long queue as I'm about to soil my knickers. It must have been those Bangers and Mash at lunch; I knew 1 quid was too good of a deal. It may have been worth it if the waitress wasn't such a minger.
Cheers!
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"She hated people who thought too much.
At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate
representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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