Probably Mukai from Zazen Boys/Number Girl. He has a really weird taste in music and a very wide knowledge of Japan and American music. I think he'd have Boredoms play for example. Another choice would be Tatsuya Yoshida or Otomo Yoshihide, who would both be excellent.
But of the ones you listed, obviously Boredoms.... but only if that meant that Yamamoto and all of his bands could play, which as everyneurotic posted, probably wouldn't happen. Soooooooooo..
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