OK. First off. I hate the cunt. Now 'hate' isn't a word I apply that often (Hitler, Frank Lampard, Dermot O'Leary, that's about it) but honestly, this man is ruining TV more than Edmonds, Beadle and Ant n Dec combined.
He's ruined Family Fortunes with his cheeky Oasis-friendly grin and now he's destroying variety TV by hosting For One Night Only.
I know I should've stuck this in the 'irrelevant' thread but sorry, I need to make a stand with this. Vernon Kay needs stopping.
Tess Daly, his wife, annoys the fuck out of me too.
Apologies to any of you that have absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm going on about here.