[MellySingsDoom]

I'd pay for Noel Gallagher's hands to be broken beyond repair. Then his mouth.

Same goes for Paul Weller, too.

I'd pay for Amy Winehouse to get cleaned up and sorted out head-wise.
I'd pay for Carl Barat to never write another song again.
I'd pay for the Runaways to reform (there'd be enough money to bring their drummer Sandy West back to life).
I'd pay for Bono, Michael Stipe, Annie Lennox, Bob Geldof and the rest of the rock world's earnest and worthy tossers to be dumped into a Kinshasa slum, with no return ticket.