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Here in the UK, saying 'Whatever happened to white dog poo? It used to be everywhere when I was a kid and now I don't see it anymore!' has been the bandwagon 'observation' of choice ever since Arthur Smith (I think) mentioned it around ten-years ago.
I heard someone saying it in a York pub the other day as if they'd thought of something blindingly original.
Well, interestingly, since I've been spending some time with my uncle, I can now produce it to order, or rather his dog can - and I'm going to start selling it in a tasteful glass-presentation box, with a certificate of authenticity. The price of this unusual gift will be £50.
This time next-year I'll be a millionaire if these fuckers put their money where their mouth is.
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