there's actually a picture of me aged four, running around on a beach nekkid - wearing a cap with "boob inspector" or something on it.
my granddad gave me the hat.. i thought it was the best thing ever, even though i hadn't got a clue what boobs were.
this was because there was a big stuffed pair of boobs stuck to the front of the hat
my folks ripped the boobs off, out of embarassment even before we got out of the car on the way home
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