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1. Kurt Cobain- What about Elvis, Chuck Berry, Hendrix, Iggy Pop etc?
2. Pete Doherty- WTF is he?
3. Morrissey- He doesn't rock
4. Liam Gallagher- WTF is he?
5. Carl Barat- WTF is he?
6. Thom Yorke- He sings in an indie band that enjoyed mainstream success, and he is not
7. Noel Gallagher- WTF is he?
8. David Bowie- Finally, someone good
9. Ian Brown- How is he more of a rock god that Ian Curtis, Ian Brown isn't even legendary
10. Ian Curtis- Yeah, he is a rock legend/god
11. Richey Edwards- Who cares about Manic Stree Preachers anyways?
12. Jack White- sure he can rock, but what makes him more legendary than Joe Strummer?
13. Joe Strummer- he should be here
14. Matt Bellamy- Poseur
15. Axl Rose- Ok, Axl Rose is a Steven Tyler wannabe who is a Robert Plant wannabe, who wants to be a wannabe wannabe?
16. Bob Dylan- fucking overrated cock. He isn't even a rocker, he is folk.
17. Julian Casablancas- Over fucking John Lennon? This guy is less entertaining than a coma patient!
18. John Lennon- Legend
19. Elliott Smith- Legend
20. Alex Kapranos- WTF is he? Oh Franz Ferdinand? So he is in a popular indie band, who gives a shit, they'll be on VH1's 1 hit wonders in 10 years.
21. David Gedge- WTF is he? Oh, Wedding Present. Still, who the fuck cares?
22. Jimi Hendrix- legend
23. Billy Corgan- arguable. I'd say no. He cashed in on the success of Nirvana etc.
24. Bono- Bono wouldn't know hip if it hit him in the sunglasses and broke the bloody things off while he was sucking an american politician's cock
25. Alex Turner- WTF is he? Oh, Artic Monkeys, so fucking what? I rock fucking harder than that fucktard.
26. Dave Grohl- Foo Fighters blow, only reason he is famous is because of Nirvana
27. Johnny Marr- Good guitar player from the 80's, shouldn't Jimmy Page be before him?
28. Courtney Love- Slut, she deserves to be on this list more than have these douches though, atleast she has a tumultuous history
29. Jarvis Cocker- William Shatner can blow him out of the water with his version of "Common People"
30. Johnny Rotten- What about Sid Vicious? Infamy is a big thing in Rock and Roll.
31. Marc Bolan- legend
32. Neil Young- legend
33. Kim Deal- How is she more of a rock god than Frank Black? Pixies > Breeders
34. Shaun Ryder- WTF is he? Oh, oh, Happy Mondays. Yeah, they are a good band. I like them. They'd be a lot more obscure if it wasn't for that movie.
35. Antony Hegarty- WTF is he? This guy barely has a wikipedia entry
36. Syd Barrett- Yeah bro
37. Elvis Presley - 37? 37?
38. Billie Joe Armstrong- Fucking poseur
39. Marvin Gaye- Ummm, he is great, but he is more RnB/Soul than Rock, shouldn't be on this list
40. Brian Wilson- Beachboys are overrated
41. Paul McCartney- Good
42. Bruce Springsteen- Not a fan
43. Frank Black- Oh, he gets mentioned after Kim Deal
44. Iggy Pop- 44? 44? This guy masturbated onto his audience!
45. Jimmy Page- Yeah
46. Johnny Cash- Yeah
47. Keith Richards- Why did they have to put his image in my head?
48. Patti Smith- Did she make out with Tom Verlaine or was that Debbie Harry? Anyways, Debbie Harry should be on this list too.
49. Prince - fuck yeah
50. Shane MacGowan - WTF cares about the Pogues?
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