The myth that acting like a spastic on stage means you've got soul. It doesn't. It means you're a spastic.
The 'hidden' album track. it serves only three purposes.
1) to fuck up my itunes 'shuffle'.
2) to make short albums seem longer.
3) to give you a heart attack approximately 25 minutes after you thought the album had finished.
The 'were so fuckin' Indie we don't even do encores' crock of shit.
Everyone knows that bands have encores so that people can politely leave early, without having to say that they 'walked out'.
