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Originally Posted by Bunbury
Sweet pea im so glad your back, I was beginning to worry that one of your boyfriends killed you out of jealousy during a drunken stupor.
Did they let you have conjugal visits with your beautiful boyz?
How was your shrink? most psychiatrists are crazier than their patients, your time would probably have been better spent rolling in the grass than on their couch.
Did they make you sit in a circle and confess to all of the indecent acts you took part in while under the influence? Like the time you got drunk on whiskey and lost your mouth virginity to your baseball coach?
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They didn't have conjugal visits so I had to do it all when I came back. My shrink was fucking nuts. He kept talking about how everything wwas my fault.
He was my football coach.