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SCENE ON A STICK
Samuel L Jackson is sitting with Kurt and chatting. Samuel stops and starts to look at Greg Norton from a distance.
Kurt: Yeah I think the new Zombie Nirvana tour is gonna be good.
Samuel: It's gonna be....
Kurt: What's wrong?
Samuel: OH MY GOD THERE'S A SNAKE ON GREG'S FACE!
Kurt: Yikes.
J/Patti: There are snakes on this motherfuckin plane!
Danza: There is Tony Danza on this motherfuckin plane!
Awkward silence.
Thurston: Serioulsy, can sombody shut Tony up?
Kim: Wait that's not a snake.
Samuel: Yeah it is There are snakes...
Lee: It's just his moustache.
Samuel: Oh.
The plane has a sigh of relief until the masked Nixon is seen.
Watt: It's Nixon!
Rollins: Who is gonna stop him?
Grant Hart rises from his seat and puts on his wrestling attire.
Grant: There is only one man who can catch him and that's Grant "The Hitman" Hart baby!
To be continued.
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