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Old 02.28.2007, 04:50 PM   #9
Пятхъдесят Шест
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The other day, I walked over to a friends, and while on the way a harmless looking, elderly lady stood on the curb with a shovel. Not odd considering it had just snowed. As I passed her I politely smiled, and said 'hi'. Before I even finished saying 'hi', she then grabbed the shovel, and swung back and started hitting a bag of dry ice.

(whack, whack!!)

Lady: DON'T TOUCH IT!! IT'S DRY ICE!!

(whack!)

Me: oh...but I wasn't go--

(whack!)

Lady: IT'S DRY ICE!!

Me: I know, I was ju--

(whack!)

Lady: IT WILL BURN YOUR HAND OFF!

(whack!! whack!)

It was so strange, and unexpected.
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