The other day, I walked over to a friends, and while on the way a harmless looking, elderly lady stood on the curb with a shovel. Not odd considering it had just snowed. As I passed her I politely smiled, and said 'hi'. Before I even finished saying 'hi', she then grabbed the shovel, and swung back and started hitting a bag of dry ice.
(whack, whack!!)
Lady: DON'T TOUCH IT!! IT'S DRY ICE!!
(whack!)
Me: oh...but I wasn't go--
(whack!)
Lady: IT'S DRY ICE!!
Me: I know, I was ju--
(whack!)
Lady: IT WILL BURN YOUR HAND OFF!
(whack!! whack!)
It was so strange, and unexpected.
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