The Great Kat Rubbish, but there's something quite sexy about somone so very, very stupid. I shan't even post any of her music, as it's awful.
Um...this is someone playing a tune that, I'm convinced, the Monks nicked for Hushie Pushie. Not particularly solo-tastic, but I can't be arsed to put it in another thread. (Well, it gets quite impressive towards the end, but I wouldn't call it masturbation...)