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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

Verily, I assure you 'tis truth; beinge that this verie morning after church, I didst make haste to the village newsagent and therein most successfully make contract of purchase upon a copie of todaye's Sunday Telegraph news journal. From that place, you doth have my word upon the matter that I didst moste merrillie strive onwards to visite the grocers wherein I negotiated the purchase a bagfull of no less than ten of his beste croissants.

Ten!?