I recommend the good old 'Do you mind watching my stuff while I go for a piss/ get a coffee'. If it's a coffee, ask if she wants one. Badabing, conversation opened.
Second option is always to just get your cock out, slam it on the table and shout "LUNCHTIME - MAIN COURSE: MY COCK". Never failed me yet, that one.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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