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Croud Member: "Speak up man"
Sam Kinison: "Well, that's what your mom said last night. But, I couldn't understand her. She had my sperm gurggaling in her mouth.
You may not recognize her, I shaved her back. Still Wanna HELP OUT!"
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"It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign.
Just like it takes 2 people to make love.
When you go like this  , you're jerking off."
-George Carlin
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