Do you:
eat like a pig?
eat with your hands instead of using cutlery?
talk with your mouth full?
eat while watching tv?
make squishy noises with your mouth half open?
burp or fart at a table full of guests?
throw food around?
eat small portions or consume large amounts?
walk away before everyones finished eating?
play footsy footsy under the table, with your pretty cousin?
pick your nose?
chew with your mouth open?
scream and shout?
tell dirty jokes or stories?
wipe your mouth on your sleeve?
gobble up your food without tasting it?
forget to wash your hands?
put your elbows or feet on the table?
get greedy and leave nothing for the rest?
What?
Well, I sometimes eat a little too fast, while watching tv.