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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
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Well it could be something much worse.
I don't really have any ongoing problems myself. But I was once in a supermarket at the cheese counter when an elderly man hobbled up and the lady behind the counter greeted him with "Alright, Sir, may I help you?"
To which he replied:
"Not really. I've got blood coming from my penis."
Christ on the crapper. I bet she wished she'd never asked.