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Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor
All Hail The French Toast Man!
"So she throws it into the garbage can
A rat comes along and eats it up
And falls right over, dead.
And his stomach bursts open
And his liver pops out
Everyone stands around with their hands on their mouths
They really are disgusted.
Then -- The French Toast man comes right around the block
And puts it in his french toast sock."
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Yes!
If there is only one other appreciator of this man's genius on this earth, I am made happy by this.
"Having lunch with a White Woman
Everybody wants to have a White Woman
She's a caucasian
I'm a caucasian
You know it's got to be a
White Woman!
Sometimes when I'm a little sad and lonely
I pick up a pen and pad
Jot down a few items that I
Wish I had
When I'm in a Pickle
I'm in a Stew
Just add the celery and
Dream of You!
She's a caucasian
I feel like a Eurasian
Standing on the tabletop
Looking at the view!"