I find it impossible to judge Elton John objectively. Let me tell you why...
...One morning, many summers ago, I left the house as usual to catch the bus to school (I was in middle school at the time, back in the days when, although they were dying, such things were still around). On the way to the bus stop I started to feel quite ill as headache and sickly feelings overtook me. I sat on my own at the bus stop for about half an hour, until I had the strength to walk home. I slowly made my way back and, as I got through the door, Elton John and Kiki Dee's famous pile of nonsense was playing on the radio. So I'm afraid, from that day onwards, I've associated Elton John with a feeling of nausea.
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