Well, you're not going to like this one:
With the spellchecker of the phone keyboard set to Dutch, I type "americ" and get the following three suggestions:
smerig, smerige, smerigste
this translates to
filthy, filthy, filthiest
(the first two words mean the same, it's Dutch grammar it's called a "bending e")
don't blame me for this fuckup, blame Google
