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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I belive that offside should only be given when, as the ball is played, there's daylight between the attacking player and the last defender. Any distance less than that and it becomes difficult to argue that the attacking team has gained any really meaningful advantage.

but now there’s daylight between the tip of the toe and the shade of the shirt, detectable only in a freeze frame, and everything gets cancelled

next measuring device: the atomic microscope