Man City - Watson : 5 - 0 after 18 minutes
Poor guys, they will be butchered in second half. They should just cancel the match right now and go to the pub

(I didn't watch it, the channel switched from the F1 qualification to the football match while it was alraedy in first half stoppage time)
Oh you should see the first Tottenham goal of Kane against Leicester. Brilliantly hilarious, or the other way around.