Throwing a party tomorrow and the preparation is already getting to my head. Had to inch a shopping cart filled with 72 cans of beer and a sixpack of Coke across the street to the location I'm hosting the event at. Fucking thing wouldn't move. Possibly a safeguard so people don't take them home. But I was alone and lacking a proper alternative. So a bit of pushing, shoving and some 'ol violence did the trick. Must have looked funny from a distance. But I exhausted my repertoire of "Fucking hell"s today.
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